Elite Comic Universe PBP

"Dragon is actually originally from the Greek drakōn so all this weird dragon smut stuff really wouldn't be possible without us, you're welcome."

Iris crunches some popcorn and takes a swig from her stanley cup, an eye opening on her chin so she wouldn't miss any of the movie as she did.

"Can't be a clownist, most of my friends are clowns." Iris continues munching away on the couch, pondering her favourite movie. "Well, everyone who's ever wanted to write a treatment is required to watch Pulp Fiction. But maybe that's not like, my favourite. There's this super old British comedy abo...

"Clown empanadas. You bite in and a little popper and streamers go off."

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Tue May 06, 2025 9:43 pm

"Filipino empanadas." Arturo warned. "Not much like empadas. These are a bit sweet."

"Absolutely insane, no idea why someone would make them like that.

I'm having two."

Stanley cup of something that wasn't water in one hand, piled high plate of regional delicacies in the other, Iris headed for the couch.

She pauses only slap an empanada into Camilo's hand on the way past.
"Now you got something, and they're good too!"

''Me?'' Galatea looked dejected ''Haven't you heard of brazilian barbecue?'' She popped open a bottle ''Otherwise thank you dear'' "Never want to assume. Brazilian barbecues pretty solid, lacking in lamb though, which is essential." Iris piles some cuts onto a small plate, adds some sauces to the s...

Galatea had certainly needed a break, no dancing zombies this time please. She came in with a very comfortable toucan onesie with a beak-shaped cup for drinks. She had a few dried apple chips and some Guaraná soft drinks to share ''Hey'' "Sup! Love the outfit, that looks super cozie." Flipping some...

Sweat Pants? Check
Hoodie? Check
Uggs? Check (real uggs too, damn it)
Junk food? Check
Booze? Check

"Oh hell yeah, I love Korean barbecue."
Iris dumps her food offerings on the table, gives a wave to their host and then sets starts laying out small cuts on the grill.

"Wait... what?" she said with confusion. Calmly, as if explaining how she'd used a phone app. "I checked if what we'd done made reality ending more likely. Seems like no, we made it ending much less likely, so go us. Buuuut it seems to have made Nuani conquering everything much more likely, which i...

"I realize this is one of those no questions asked kind of things. But, I'd really like to know what this was really about." He finally said. "I'm not sure if we made the end of all things more or less likely today." Iris' face had gone slack and her eyes dark and black, opening in the hundreds alo...

"Scary, scary lady. Be a lot cooler if she wasn't murderous." Iris weighs up the pros and cons of accepting her share before shrugging. "I'm pretty sure I know how to invest this for a cause. So I can convince myself to take this. It's like that made up philosophy the tech folks used to justify thei...

"Hey, I know this sort of stuff can take it out of you, no rush."

She stretches.
"I haven't been in Vegas for ages." Wincing. "Did not miss that sun though."

She rolls her eyes but smiles, following into the portal.

Azrael walked into the portal followed by Samedi Jackson. Samedi Jackson said to Iris while standing in the portal, "Contact info, bootielicious?" Tapping some buttons on her comm. "That's my insta there. Mainly cool art, so no weird stuff. Hit me up next time you're in town, we can get a drink. Se...

Casually texting Arturo and Malik on their comms:

She's got some kind of high-tech server with super tech in that thing.

Iris didn't exactly move to staredown Azrael, given she had enjoyed a pretty good live feed of how dangerous the other elite was. But she did shift slightly in front of Arturo, clearly ready to block for their tech expert if needed.

((Can Iris confirm the contents of the crate?))

Day 6 Party like a Warlord, persuasion with a +2 to convince Azrael to not mow down civilians. Spending a hero point if needed. | 1d20+4 ⇒ 17

Something about Iris' tone sounded truthful and urgent.

“Hey fifty percent of the time, that works all the time,” he joked. “I don’t play no games, I see a bootie I like, I go after it.” There are two rooms of trapped workers between her and Azrael as she continues her rampage. "Well I'm like flattered half the time Samedi." She shakes her head, but mor...

He was fully materialized now and let out a deep drag from his cigarette. “Damn girl,” he said to Iris, “I love a woman that can see me at every angle.” Iris raises an eyebrow with a 'really?' expression. "Ah huh. You give a man a quasi-unique matter structure and he thinks all the chicks are into ...

"Gods damn it, more French people."

Pulling out her communicator and using bing translate.

"We are not there to destroy youse...please drop....your arms."