[Day 7 - LE] Elite Movie Night - Dragon Break

[Thousand Miles]

"Ohh, I like that," Miles said, nodding. "It'll set up a love triangle between Science Girl, Soldier Boy and a dragon! Let's hope you're right!"

[Lil Disaster]

"Scientist is a baddie, sign me up for science if they all look like that," Lil Disaster said. "Put me on that E=MC 2 shit."

[Bee Haw]

Bea blushed. Was this a 'hooks up' kind of movie? Was this R rated? Vulgar? Pornographic? Immoral? In a mixed company of boys and girls?

Oh!

Oh no.

Should she excuse herself? Probably. But politely. Think think. This was possibly one of their last nights together. She didn't want to miss the camaraderie.

Maybe it would be fine.

She could text her mom to call her. An excuse to step out. It was about 8 hours behind in Oklahoma. Middle of the afternoon there. Perfectly reasonable time to call.

They even had a code. "I need a pickle call" meant call me to get myself out of this pickle.

She could watch a little though. Extricate herself only if needed...

[Frankie Reynes]

"Bruv, how would that even *work*?" she asked in response to other Frankie's comment, "I mean just the mechanics of it alone yeah?"

[Ultimate Frankie]

"Bruv, it worked in Shrek," she responded.

[Frankie Reynes]

"Bruv, they were both shreks though."

[Babble]

"She meant the donkey. The animated donkey." Arturo said. "But, there are plenty of myths suggesting dragons can take alternate forms."

[Cowgirl]

"Can we not sexualize the dragons," Cowgirl said, "Save your weird fetishes for later."

[Kid Thor]

“It’s not that strange, my brother had sexual intercourse with a horse, I think… and that’s the least weird thing he did,” Kid Thor said.

[Master Qianli]

Master Qianli got up to get more food and added, "And this is why we discontinued movie night, back home."

[Galatea]

“It’s not that strange, my brother had sexual intercourse with a horse, I think… and that’s the least weird thing he did,” Kid Thor said.

''We have old myths about that here. That's how Sleipnir came to be...and he's Odin's mount.''

[Kid Thor]

"Yeah see, Galatea gets it," Kid Thor responded enthusiastically.

[Babble]

"I do have a question." Arturo spoke up. "Why are you Kid Thor?"

[Kid Thor]

"I do have a question." Arturo spoke up. "Why are you Kid Thor?"

“Well original Thor, me, we died in a climactic battle with well… I guess some evil dude. I was reborn having been found worthy in Valhalla, but was reborn on Earth instead of Asgard so it just felt right to be Kid Thor because I am still technically pretty young by Asgardian standards,” he admitted.

[Galatea]

''Don't you have hammer, Mjolnir?''

[Kid Thor]

''Don't you have hammer, Mjolnir?''

“Yeah but it’s in Asgard, and I am stuck in the Earth realm, but as I do more good acts and become a great hero, I will one day earn enough valor to be once again with the Aesir,” he said.

[Bee Haw]

Bea slunk a little lower into the sofa as if she could disappear as talked turned to sex with horses. That's what you got with pagan gods. A whole lot of ick.

But Kid Thor seemed nice enough.

Why did God permit these powers and principalities to exist at all? And have powers and stuff? It was a mystery.

[Camilo Batista]

"Do not chase dragons. They will not be caught." Camilo mused, speaking from personal experience of a different kind.

[Thousand Miles]

" 'Never date a dragon,' they say," Miles commented, nodding solemnly. "They're heartbreakers for sure, always chasing after that next maiden. But they make for good relationship drama."

[Master Qianli]

"That... is surprisingly accurate," Master Qianli lamented.